How to Marry...a Million-Dollar Man [ePub]

by ArLynn Leiber Presser

Worried about inflation?Concerned about nuclear arms in the hands of terrorists? Nervous about fuel costs? This investment guide and survivalistis handbook in one is all you need to gear up for windfall profits while friends and in-laws lose their shirts. This book will enable you to watch the final convulsions of civilization from the verandah of your country estate. Invaluable strategies and suggestions include tips on: Finding and fortifying your rural hideaway—(DO keep a spare copy of the minefield map; DONiT run the toaster while the electric fence is on.)New Careers in Armageddon—People are going to need marksmanship lessons, evacuation luggage, places to flee (group rates available for mass stampedes). Plan ahead and cash in when the panic hits The Scarcity Investment Plan—Stock up now on valium, lead shields, and bankruptcy forms. (Full details available in our monthly newsletterosubscribe )Doomsday etiquette—Looting protocol, dressing for a food riot, bomb shelter dEcor, a basic getaway wardrobe. (DONiT forget trinkets for the natives; DO wear comfortable shoes.)When the trumpets soundoand the end of the world is nighoremember to pick up your dry cleaning, cancel your subscription to TV Guide, and call your mother. And donit forget to pack your copy of How to Prosper in the Coming Apocalypse



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